"I don't care if you quote me. I'm tired." Fall Retreat 2010. The Quotes.

I recently went to a youth retreat at CMR. These are the quotes from that event.

They're gonna feed us. Right? -Brienna
This thing (her stomach) needs some food food. -Brittany
What are you doing with my candy??? -Bailee
You put your dirty foot. On. My bed!!! -Tesia
Just because I eat like a fat man doesn't mean you can eat all my food! -Bailee
Are we like, calling dibbs on boys here? -Tesia
But she has Hot Cheetos! I don't wanna shun her! -Tesia
I thought she said "speed breeding" at first.... -Breanna (talking about speed greeting)
Food is my favorite thing to eat. -Me
He was just doing' his little jig up and down the sidewalk. -Jason
My blanket has real koalas on it. -Zaylee
I thought you were a poacher! -Carlie
You know that part where it was all romantic, they were in that field and it was romantic-y? -Cassidee
I want to be proposed to in a cave. -Zaylee
My murderer won! -Carlie (Apples to Apples)
Morticians- Why do you hang around those stiffs? -Apples to Apples card
The dump reminds me of my father... -Savannah
Sometimes I wish I was a goldfish in a top hat... -Tyler
I touched a trash can! I need hand sanitizer! Pronto! -Angie
I'm stalking you! -Angie
I'm stalking everyone. -Me
The wolf eats the fatted calf and then the 10 virgins eat the wolf. -Jace
Who is that creepo? -Casey S.
I'm gonna rip this bowl. Make it an octopus..... Or a Siamese twin.. -Zaylee
I have a binky tied to my sweatshirt... -Jocelyn
We're going to Neverland! -Kristine
I'm too tired to say anything funny... -Jocelyn
I used to be funny. -Jocelyn
I was staring at the salsa. -Jace
S. Africa is the least earthieth place on the planet! -Savannah
Yes! I'm arrogant! -Savannah
Duct tape is very magical! -Me
Homework is very unscrupulous. -Savannah
Dead people are delicate! I've never played with one before, but... -Angie
Me: What rhymes with orange?
Angie: Door hinge.
Ommmnunmmmom..... Chimpanzee! -Savannah
Socks are creepy. -Savannah
Her grandpa's name was Rose? -Lindsey
DNA! Her DNA is on my finger! -Angie
You scared the living poo out of me! -Morgan
Look at how little this deodorant is! -Kendyl
You have been excommunicated! -Kristine
Jerk face cup! -Kristine
She's a little wookie! -Kristine
It's loud and ferocious! -Brayden
Breanna is the baby whisperer. -Me
This is Breanna. She loves kids and charms them. She loves long walks on the beach. She does interpretive dance. She loves Jesus. I'm advertising her at Frontier! -Jason
I'm so much older! I'm like your grandpa! -Jason
Breanna: Do you snore?
Brayden: I don't know...
Jason: You mean you don't listen to yourself when you're sleeping?

Breanna: That sounds awful!
Jason: It is.
College is the eternally tired state. -Kristine
*Darth Vader noise* I'm being Darth Vader. -Jason
We'll wear tuxedos and bring our guns. -Jason
You know what they say? A man who can bake, the girls will take. It is a proverb. It is mine. -Jason
You teach Gray to make apple pie. Gray will teach me. We will have apple pie. -Jason
Morgan: I found a little purse...
Gray: It's mine!!!
It's hidden! You can't even see it and then... Bam! It's my purse!... I feel like Rambo. -Jason
It's kinda like the zebra head I'm gonna mount on my wall someday. -Jason
Jason! Why are you such a creep? -Savannah
Oooh! Pink baby toys! -Gray
Ah! Don't write that down! -Angie
You know what was running through my head? This yellow matches the Batman symbol on her shirt. -Jason
When I walked outside and saw two groups just sitting around because they were done, the song "Deliver Us" from the Prince of Egypt popped into my head. -Jason
Do you guys wanna do some interpretive volley ball? -Jason
I'm gonna get a disease! -Zane
Nobody cares about lunch! -Sean
That was the biggest bite ever! -Tori
Happy seven months new! -Jason
Go sit on a rock and sing! -Carlie
Sometimes flowers are juicy. -Breanna
I don't care if you quote me. I'm tired. -Connor