Uganda 2011 - The Quotes

These are the quotes from the Uganda trip. There are a lot, so prepare yourself for a good hour of reading. Enjoy!
Somebody last year birthed a goat. No. That didn’t come out right. –Keesha
This is Frisco. They don’t sell light jackets. –Keesha
It’s all good and dandy because it’s all good and dandy. –Kristine
Tag, I’m going to Uganda! –Kristine
How do you decide when Yumberry is being offered?!? –Keesha
I’m getting stupider by the day with this hair! –June
I went to prison with her last year! –Kristine
We’ve never had anyone lose a passport, so you don’t want to be the first. –Pastor Bruce

Liz: What kind of smells are over there?
Keesha: Not good ones.

If I put this on, I will look like and old man jogging! –Bekah
I really enjoyed the shot of vitamin D milk. –Keesha
I just wanna go where those giraffes are. Can I just sit on them? That’s what I’m thinking. –Keesha
An archeologist that’s really a nurse. –Keesha
What on earth was just said that is worth writing down? –Keesha
Write that down. It’s good advice for your life. –Keesha
I’m coming too, but I just gotta put this back. With an accent. –Keesha
I just wanna climb up there and lay on it like a monkey in a tree. –Keesha
As soon as I lay down I was like, “Whooo! I’m not tired anymore!” -Keesha
Me? I wasn’t in the fetal position! –Chris
I charge no shillings for that. –June

Dwight: Whatcha doin’, Chris?
Chris: Reading some words. What you doin’?
Dwight: Trying to stay awake.
Chris: Are you winning that battle?

For some reason, little Asian lady does not look like Wade. –Chris

Nancie: Patrick, are you the best driver?
Patrick: Yes. I am the best driver.
Everyone in the van: YAY!!!!!!

You’re right. You are the best driver, Patrick. –Keesha
I don’t understand why I don’t see more scratches down the sides of cars. –Kayla
Honking here is different. It’s like announcing your presence. –Keesha
You’ll never want to eat a banana in America again. –Keesha
This looks just like Denver, more or less. –Chuck
I may have to steal a sip of your fancy smancy African soda. –Kristin

Jim: You guys (as in the whole group sitting at the table) better finish that duck.
Chris: I’m working on it!

I don’t think we want any muzungu driving here. –Kristine
What are those? They look like big, make a wish flowers to me. –Kayla
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Goat! –Nancie
When in Africa, do as the Africans do. –Keesha

David: Hey, did you sleep?
Keesha: Yeah. I’m still sleeping.

Barb: They’re out of pineapple.
Jim: I’m leaving.

I brought one picture of my man. –Kristine
If you think you’re not called to be here, look around. We’re not in Kansas anymore! –Steve
It’s hard to have a lot of children and cows at the same time! –Cindy
As the Spirit leads, so you shall speak. –Chris
The bathrooms can be gnarly. –Chris
I don’t even know my testimony. I don’t even know my own life. –Tessa
We’ll make up some hand motions. –Tessa
I’m deathly afraid of merry-go-rounds. –Tessa
Unless you’re like Justin Bieber. –Tessa
It’s like legit Africa. –Tessa
You didn’t get any goat! –Keesha
The ladies didn’t think that was funny, the guys are applauding. –Dwight
I was asked to explain the stickers of confusion. –June
Thus the arrow. –June
There it was for those of you who needed a freshen upper. –June
What was that hissing sound!? –June
We should pray for those of us who will be out of our comfort zones…. I believe there is more than just me. –Bill G.
If anybody sees Keesha, she’s right here. –Keesha
Don’t hold the frogs. –Bekah
You don’t even have a job, and here you are getting me international rates! –Brian
So you planted those expensive seeds in Chris’s mind! –Brian
It was a prophetic shirt. –Tessa
You have Facebook?! Aren’t you a little old for that? –Bill K.
I don’t know if I wanna watch American Idol in Africa. –Bekah
I would love a cover for my throw pillows that I have! –Chris
Her exits are so abrupt. –Bekah
I just remembered I like peanut butter. –Tessa
I feel like a dog. –Tessa

Sharon: What’s out there, Kay?
Kay: A really cool bug!

He (Chris) does look like a little Mormon kid! –Bekah
Sorry, I just smelled your arm. –Tessa
We should clap or something. –Tessa

Everyone: That’s backwards.
June: I’m just testing your brain power.

Why are you making the Asian carry everything? –Keesha
You can be my favorite white person ever! –Tessa
Today on White Girl and Asian Girl in Africa, Tesha and Teesha will talk about light jackets and dark jackets! –Tessa
Tessa. You’re name’s hard to say! I just can’t spit it out! –Keesha
Oh! No one else looks like a creep! –Keesha
Mama Aida was like, “We’re going across the Nile and nobody cares because they’re sleeping!” –Tessa
I’m picking up a box. –Becca
So, I may be totally stupid in a year or two. –Chris
That’s how I normally carry my furniture around. (On his head) –Chris
What the heck would you do with skinny tires here? –Norma

Brian: Is any of that copyrighted?
Chris: Use it freely, my friend.

Hey little kids! Hi guys! –Chris
It’s the one that kind of looks like a marijuana plant. –Norma
I swear we have a mosquito hive in our room. –Chris
No wonder I thought it was weird tasting mango! (It was papaya) –Chris
I feel like I’m in a parade. –Liz

Tessa: I’m too tired to chew.
Bekah: Are you feeling overwhelmed today, Tess?
Tessa: I think I bit off more than I can chew.

Brian, if they ever do a Christian version of Larry King, you would make a great host. –Norma
I have the fear that my food is going to get taken away from me, so I eat really fast. –Tessa
Why are you crossing my name out?! –Tessa
You could hold out for eight to ten cows and nine chickens. –Jim
I don’t have a coat anymore. I can’t preach. –Bill G.
I need to go back to my medical book and read more! –Barb

Barb: Did they have any questions, Wade?
Wade: No. I got them speechless. I either thoroughly confused them, or I taught it so well that they completely understood it.

Kay: Got an admirer.
Kristin: Yeah. And they’re old.

The terrific triad is going to share some songs. –Steve
That’s what the Lord has in store for us tomorrow on Jim’s sheet of paper. –Steve
Lost control to a lizard. –Steve

Bill G: We got to partake in a burial service this afternoon.
Barb: Well. We were present at the service. We did not partake in the burial.

I used up all my words today. –Brian

Norma: Wade. You’re a newbie.
Wade: Norma. You’re an oldie.

Sharon just attracts chickens. –Kay
41 years of teaching school and to come across this many children who listen! –Martha
I pray that God can use me. –Derrick
Anyway. The lotion story this year. It must just be God’s thing with me. –June
While Chris prepares to preach hellfire and damnation… -Jim
If there’s nothing else, I hear my pillow calling. And you should never ignore the call of a pillow. –Steve
Dude, these are such sailor hats! –Sarah
I look fat in this spoon! –Sarah
He (Chris) is gonna become a pastor. Well, he’s gonna get married first and then become a pastor. -Deb
This is like a camera war, and I’m in the middle! –Kristine
I hit myself in the eye! I missed my nose! –Sarah
Yay Sarah! Whoo! Go me! –Sarah
It’s interesting, and there’s green things floating. –Sarah
*Drops fork on plate, fork makes loud clanging noise* Whoa. I scared myself. –Chris
Fish me up. –Sarah
Let me tell you, that lady (Aida) can get down. –Kay
I wanna do that again. –June
I run like a pig. –Sarah
I told him that a lot of Christians in America sing like this. *Stands up straight* And he said, “Oh, like they’re in a refrigerator?” –Liz
Two women laughed at me because of my accent. –Wade
We will be here at the crack of breakfast. –Dwight
It pooped on me!!!! –Keesha
I don’t know of good poop, but that was gross poop. –Derrick
I think it makes them feel cool. I feel cool when I chew gum and drive. I feel macho. –June
I don’t know what I just said, but if three hundred people are laughing I know it was stupid. –Derrick
You can hear frogs! –June
Too close! Too close! Mother of Pearl! –June

Derrick: You like ones with no pants on, don’t you?
June: I do! They’re so cute!

Can you put sunscreen on my heart? I can feel it burning. –Kayla

Sarah: Hey, do we have a translator picked out?
Jim: Yeah. Me.

It’s like being at grandma’s house with plastic covers on the seat. –Bekah
Would it be littering if I dropped a couple tracts out the window? –Derrick
They set landmines around marijuana?! –Sam
Speed witnessing, like speed dating. –Derrick
They will try to marry you in three months, but they will respect you. –Bekah
I must be dyslexic with my mouth. –Derrick
I had a conversation with an older gentleman. Well, not older just old. –Wade
I’ll just share something about alcohol. –June
I only did it because the Holy Spirit made me. –Martha

June: *Raises hand very quickly* Will there be music?!
Kristine: I don’t know…
June: Can there be music?

Satan’s getting angrier than a hornet’s nest getting hit by a stick. –Bill K.
Oh my gosh! This dress is a liability! –June
We have puff-eye back with us today. –Steve

Steve: How you feeling today, June?
June: I’m not see-through anymore!

God does not call the qualified. He qualifies the called. –Chris
Put on your running shoes and let’s go for it! –Chris
I learned how to open the window! It’s a miracle! –June
Yes! We are brown! –Kristine
Ew! I have hair in my braces! –Kristin
I am grand like the opera. –Kristin
Ok. I need a new baby. –Bekah
That’s why I don’t drive muzungus. –Jared
I’m not crazy, I’m poisonous. –Jared
I look like a baboon! –Jared
Right now, it’s half past the sun over the banana tree. –Kristin

Jared: Just call me tall, black man.
Kristin: Just call me tall, white woman.

How old do you think you are? –Jared
We’re squatting down over there. –Kristin

Deb: You two (Keesha and Kristine) should sit next to each other.
Keesha: Meh.

Keesha: What’s in there?
David: I don’t know, but its swimming.
Keesha: Aw, cute!

The schedule for tomorrow is the same as the paper. Except for the changes. –Bill G.
On June 15, 2011 at 8:10 Uganda time, two pastors could not think of a single thing to say. –Bill G.
If Derrick ever gets fired from Rocky Mountain, he could be a televangelist. –Brian
The church here is so strong, they’re gonna start sending missionaries to the US. –Derrick
I would be really concerned if we had to deliver a baby at a men’s conference. –Brian
I think that was the glory of God part. –June
It’s a story of the power of God’s Word. –Kristine
My translator said, “The man was listening, but the devil took him away with those cows!” Which I thought was a funny way to put it. –Chris
Darn cows! –Chris
What happens in Uganda stays in Uganda. –Bill G.
It’s Satan! He hates us! Frickin’ idiot! –Tessa
If you need a preacher, I can fill in. I’ve got a message. I’ve been practicing some motions. –June
If you’d like three hands, I’ll lend you one of mine. –Wade

Jim: Love you, bro.
Chris: Love you too, bro.
June: Now that’s “b-r-o.”

I was just enjoying my time with the bras (bros). –June
I got Monday night in about 25 minutes. I’m doing pretty good. –Chris
He counted to ten. It was the cutest thing in the world! 1… 2… 4… He missed 3. –Chris
My dad’s wearing his wallpaper shirt. –Sarah

Wade: You can’t wear plaid jeans and a plaid shirt.
Liz and Sarah: Plaid jeans?!?!

I had one (Sillyband) That was a glow in the dark unicorn. It was the most magical thing ever. –Chris
It (his name) doesn’t translate into Spanish either. –Wade
King Chris Version. -Wade
Ooh! Ugandan radio! –Liz
I’m digging those guys’ safety glasses. –Chris
Did you see that little four year old boy sittin’ on the back of that motorcycle? Just chillin’ with his backpack. –Chris
That is truly skinny man scaffolding. That’s for you (Chris). –Wade
A small cockroach fell out of my shoe this morning. –Chris
I love Jesus. Amen. Next person. –Chris
I wonder what the music will be like… (At the school for the deaf) –Wade
Give us crazy beat. –Francis
I just wanna let you know that you have entered from life into death. Wait. From death into life. –Wade

Sarah: Chris, are you eating your camera?
Chris: No. I usually do but not right now. It doesn’t go so well with Stoney.
Sarah: So you’re eating stones?
Chris: Yes.

We pray that God will give us the spirit of fingers. *Does funny finger movements* -Wade
See that sign? (Sign reads: “Stay a Virgin”) Words of wisdom to live by. –Chris
I can’t pass up the moment to take a good picture of a soda bottle!!! –Chris
They are waiting to touch your soft palms. –Teacher at a school
I don’t know what we’re doing, but I gotta pee. –Chris
Dude. Where is Waldo slash Sarah slash Bob slash Bobbete. –Sarah

Sarah: Did you just open that with your mouth?!?
Chris: Absolutely. We’re in Uganda. That’s how they do it.

Yeah, Chris has big, burly, man hands. –Wade
Chris looks like a little Mormon kid in his suit, and you (Sarah) put on a skirt and look like a granny. –Wade

Sarah: What counts as yellow?
Chris: Asian. Tessa!

I don’t think we’ll be singing at the deaf school…. –Chris

Casey: We have some (feathers) that are from this chair to this chair.
Sarah: Pens?

This (sign language) is a lot like dancing. I’m no good at it. –Wade
I asked you because you’re a guy and I figured you would know. –Sarah
Cows got some liposuction. –Chris
It was cool in a chicken sort of way. –Wade
And their underwear was hanging out like in America! –Chris
God put that there to symbolize your cuteness! –Sarah
I cannot wait till my eyes are not full of dust! –Chris
If I could wipe my eyeballs with hand wipes. Ugh. Once you got past the burning, I could actually see normally again. –Chris
Many a fish were caught today. –Chris
I’m gonna come sit next to you, you’re making that couch look too comfortable. –Chris
Big, burly, man hands on the majestic stallion. –Chris
It’s Thursday. We need to have our theological discussion. –Chris
As told through silverware. –Dwight
The knife means serious. –Sarah
If someone wants to eat with my relationship later, let them. –Sarah
Me too, I normally wear nail polish. It’s just too high maintenance for this trip. –Chris

Kristine: You are a Ugandan now.
Chris: That is the best compliment I have ever gotten.

I’m not imaginary. I’m a real kid! –Keesha
Let’s start now. We’ll be totally nice to each other and have a completely normal conversation. –Chris
We had the prayer and the blood sacrifice going at the same time! –Nancie
God showed his glory today to little old June. –June
Be in prayer! –Derrick
Use your big man burly man. –Tessa
We may need some spotters for these blue balls. –Wade
Oh! You smell fabulous! Oh, that’s not you. –Tessa
Gentleness is the key. Not too gentle because you want it to make it up the hill. Ah! That’s too hard! –Chris
Uh-oh. Who’s getting in the book? –Wade
Did you see that counting skill backwards? –Tessa

Wade: (To Tessa) You’re gonna hit your foot.
Chris: That would be so awesome!

Taylor: Why’d you make that face?
Tessa: I was oohing and ah-ing.

(To Tessa) You remind me of an ex-boyfriend of my sister’s. –Liz
Sorry, Chris. I think I moved your leaf. –Wade
It’s all your fault. But you smell good. –Tessa
Chris! Spear it with your golf club! –Tessa
Sorry, that was an uphill. –Chris
I wish I could write down all the noises Tessa was making last night. –Casey
Santa’s been attacking our group! –Bekah
That’s my new ministry. Gum to the Drivers. –June
You’re dying. Here, have a Tic-Tac. –Tessa

Chris: They (the sodas) have not been blessed yet.
June: I’ll take my chances.
Chris: Careful. It’s worse than malaria I hear.

Eat. Eat food. –Chris

June: Don’t do that! (Open sodas with his teeth)
Chris: What? Why not?
June: Do you want to have teeth when you’re 70?

Chris: You want my pants? That’s not gonna work right now.
Kayla: I have two skirts on.
Chris: Oh. Because I love skirts.

Collete: Chris, what would Jesus do right now?
Chris: I think Jesus would want me to keep my pants on.

Chris, gird up your loins! –June
Tessa, you are like 80% of this book. –Collete

Tessa: I am not happy.
Chris: *Singing* Don’t worry, be happy.

Brian: *Spills granola* Did I just dump that on you?
Chris: Yeah, you just dumped it all in my shoe.
Brian: Can I have it back? That’s the best part!
Chris: You just did it again!
Brian: *Dumps the rest, rubs it into Chris’s shoes*

It was coming down all sides! –Sarah
I know what color her underwear is. –Vicki
One day the spirit of black man will come and you will understand. –Jared
Unless somebody just peed on me, I’m sure it was rain. –Sarah
That is the hairiest caterpillar I have ever seen! –Keesha

Kristin: I have never been to schools before.
Jim: Really? How old are you?
Bill: Just ignore him.

There will be a moment’s break while I enjoy this breeze. –Bill G.

Bill G: Skirts are required.
Sharon: For men?
Deb: Chris said he was willing to wear a skirt!

Are we gonna have team devotions tomorrow, or do I get to sleep in? –Kristin
In the hotel, clothing is optional. –Bill G.
You just can’t teach an old man new names. –Bill G.
I almost forgot my Nutella again! –Kristin
Ah! I don’t even know what I’m spelling right now! –Kristine
I’m just writing my name. Oh. That’s not my name. –Kristine
Leave it to my mom to have plenty of laxatives. –Bekah
Do you want me to play my guitar really loud while you pray? –Keesha

Vicki: I don’t share.
Collete: Well. I think Chris is the only one who ate off of this fork…

It’s more fun to quote people who are black. –Bekah
So in case you were looking for a new thing to call your breasts…. –Bekah
I spend a lot of my time thinking of new names for my breasts. –Tessa
Oh my gosh! On drugs Glozell would be super funny! –Bekah
How will they know they are sinners without black? And how will they know about salvation without white? And how will they know if nobody tells them?!? –Tessa

Bekah: Please don’t send that to anyone.
Tessa: Put it on Youtube.

Oh! Oh no! I have entangled myself! Help me! –Taylor
I have never cut through a pair of scissors before. –Taylor
We got our ab workout. –Bekah
I don’t know what’s going on. What am I doing with this? –Tessa
You got soda at someone’s house?!? That’s rockin’! –Keesha
You smell like coffee. –Tessa

Becca: What do I smell like?
Tessa: Like sour pee.

He was like, “Only God knows where I will be.” Yeah, and God knows you’ll be in hell! –Collete
It was like Satan in the form of a black man. –Becca
Thanks. Because I’m not a man. –Sam
It’s dark because it’s midnight. -Vicki
Anyways, the Santa story. -Bekah
And of course by “Santa” I meant “Satan.” –Bekah
You’re only sitting by us because we say awesome things. –Keesha
Squatting will make it funnier. –Keesha
This is kind of unwinder day. –Steve
Rodeo-in. It’s a sport. –Bill K.
I have liberated the captives! –Taylor
Cheek to cheek. And you know what I mean by that. –June
I gave some to your wife so you may both have good breath. (Pause) For kissing! –June
We have the lost muzungus. –Taylor
No, I’m not demon possessed. I’m just drying my hands. –Bill K.

Chris: What is that stuff? What does it taste like?
Wade: Good.

Casey, I’m putting you in charge of my backpack. So if anyone tries to steal my lip gloss, stab them with your soup spoon! –June
I think she was on the color red. That does not pertain to the story though. –Sarah
Ok. I will make it brief. Or attempt to make it brief. –June
He said, “The gift you have given me is worth so much.” –June
My heart was truly smiling knowing that you were sharing with them today. –Becca
Well guess what. We’ve got another day tomorrow. –Derrick
I’m pretty sure the Martha to children ratio will be pretty astronomical. –Derrick
What’s your plan with that peanut butter? –Kayla
Move over. Lightning is gonna start. –Steve
Can I give you my leg? –Paul
I found the poison! –Keesha
Eat your poison! –Keesha
You look like you’re trying to feed a horse. –Keesha
Bite the food, not the hand! –Keesha
Keep this hand there. It is now my plate. –Paul
You are eating too fast. You will die. –Paul
I should not have given you chocolate. –Keesha
Why are your eyes open so wide? –Taylor
I am sorry. Sometimes I act crazy because I am in Africa. –Paul

Becca: How did you get there?
Paul: I used my legs… To get into a taxi van.

Can I tell you a story? Long, long ago there were little men. And they were goblins. –Paul
Paul, are you Asian?!? –Tessa
(To Chris) It’s so nice to see blonde hair. –Paul
Grab a bug! –Vicki
I feel like in high school the stupid stuff lasts longer. –Kristine
But at Lake Powell this is cool! –Bekah
Can I please have a glass of poop? –Nancie
No steaming! –Kristine
Today I decided to be a woman. –Sam
That’s a whole lot of white people in one room. –Bekah
Four years of my life just exploded and turned into a Taco Bell. –Vicki
Somebody’s got my left side and I don’t know who it is! –Bekah
So I came out of Walmart with five boxes of maxi-pads, rope, peanut butter, and fish! –Bekah
You’re s’posed to be scared! –Sam
So you can go over there and get contaminated. –Jim
Shots to go! –Sam

Kristin: Do we have to wear skirts?
Bill K: I won’t be.

I’m planning on wearing my birthday suit tomorrow. –Bekah
Does your carry-on itch? –Sarah
Look at me! I am see through! –Sarah
Think grandma. –Kayla
That is a really awkward place for a bed. –Sarah
Do you wanna snuggle? –Collete
It’s the dirtiest money in my bag. –Liz
I’ll pay you. I’ll give you a lock of my hair. –Sarah

Collete: Those (necklaces) go great with your shirt!
Chris: Aw. Thanks!

I feel charged. –Collete

Collete: I collect them.
Kayla: Nails?!?!

I have two lifesavers left. I’ll just eat those for breakfast for tomorrow. –Collete
We’re on cake. –Keesha
My shirt looks like I’m naked! –Collete
It’s one of those pre-separation anxiety symptoms. –Taylor
I don’t like putting that much effort into my peeing. –Becca
She massaged my soldier. –Bekah
We’ll leave my butt numb. It’s ok. –Bekah
Can you just scratch my butt when we go to bed? –Tessa
Could you pray for Bekah’s and my butts? That would be great. –Tessa
I don’t think I can move from butts to Jesus that quickly. –Sarah
It’s a good thing you know we’re sober! –Kayla
Can you pass the Kool-Aid? –Vicki
I just tasted the smell of African body odor. Not pleasant. –Tessa
This is her personal love letter. It’s her laundry. –Vicki
I reserved myself a tub. –Casey
That’s like telling me, “Quit being a male.” I just can’t do that. –Brian
Look like college family. –Derrick
Toilet trees. Yeah. –Bekah
I know. I’m lying to orphans. –Tessa
We (Tessa and Jackie Chan) meet regularly in the Asian hood. –Tessa
Dude, I have itchies everywhere! –Derrick

Brian: You got that?
Chris: Probably not.

It was so nice to know you. –Taylor
Can I just be a lizard? That would be fun. –Sam
Agh! Get your butt off of me! –Sarah

Morris: You are fixing Morris a seat?
Jim: Yes. On top.

Speed mountains, not speed bumps. –Barb
I don’t have a hoodie, so I’m gonna use pants. –Kristin
Someone please take this fish. –Sarah
You lied to an orphan, you should feel bad. –Bekah
I thought the “itis” was fine. –Kayla
It is a day of traveling and eating. –Morris
When they say “fresh chicken” in Uganda, they mean it. –Barb
That’s funny. I think your room is supposed to be a closet. –Keesha
I forget my face does things. –Keesha
I haven’t had pudding in so long! They should serve us chocolate pudding. –Sarah
I’m not in my natural state right now. –Kristin
When a fly gets off an airplane, does it just drop dead? –Bekah
Did you hear the “boom” sound? That was the thunder. –Keesha
You have for me? –Keesha
Way to go dad! Let’s not do that again. –Keesha
1… 2… 7… 27… 37… -Keesha
We just got out of a menstal intitution. –Kayla
I don’t get why we have to get on a bus to go to our plane. –Kayla
(Over loud speaker on the bus) Hello, Bob. –Chris

Vicki: (On the bus) Are we taking a train?
Dwight: This is a bus.

These would not be very good trays to sleep on. –Kristine
It reminded me of a mental ward. –Kristine
I love London so far! –Kayla
Is this a bus or a train, guys? –Vicki
You’re only cool if you’re in the book. –Sam
Sam! Thank you for saying that. Now I feel cool. –Kristine
*Gasp* Cemetery! I love cemeteries! Can we go?!? –Kristine
We are not in Africa anymore. –Vicki
I’ve never observed that, but I really wanna know what’s behind that wall! –Kristine

Casey: These are all so different!
Kayla: Are you talking about these? ‘Cause they’re all the same.

Oh, I like the creepy faces! –Kristine
I’m having a day right now. –Casey
Look at that red building. Whoa! Look at all those red buildings! –Casey
It’s where the aliens live. Everyone from Star Wars lives there. –Kristine
That is a pink building right there! –Casey
Whoa! You run! –Kayla
I feel like a tourist! –Linda
Oh! Oh, Oh! Sharer: Chris Willett. I can sleep well now. –Brian
What if we walked around with elephant ears? –Kristin
It’s a little disturbing when pants are hanging on the coat rack. –David

Kristin: It’s 10:15 (PM) Uganda time.
Kayla: It’s only 1:15 (PM) America time.
David: Well shoot! We’re just having lunch! (As we’re eating dinner)

They obviously believe in ice. –Kristine
So, who wants to carry me now? –Kristin

Kristine: Their pizza was like-
Kristin: -Heaven!

My hair blonded! –Kristin
I’m really scared of bed switches. –Kristine
Thank you for the water the size of a small child. –Keesha
Like a robot. You should go to that spaceship place! –Kristine
I can’t. I’m gonna cheer. –Sarah
I just wanted to let everyone know that I’m trying not to talk anymore. –Tessa
Sure, blame it on the diaphragm. –Keesha
Three hours ago this would not have been funny. –Tessa
Keesha, your voice is so sexy like that! –Tessa
She was like signing and rapping! –Bekah

Tessa: And all God’s people said:
Everyone: Amen!
Vicki: Amina!

Before you get in your beds, check for bed bugs! –Bekah
Did Oprah teach you this? –Tessa
Goodnight. Sleep tight. Don’t let the big bombs bite! –Keesha
Do you want some frothy apple juice? –Brian

Aaron: I’ll grab Toby and give him a big ol’ hug!
Chris: Not too big. You’ll squish him!

Did you catch that eye batting? –Martha
Go to your caves. –Kay
Your hair looks beautiful. Your eyebrows look beautiful. You’re just gorgeous this morning! –Bill K.
You would have just let us blow up!?! –Kay
I opened my door and I was in my boxers, and the guy was like, “Uh. We need to evacuate the building, so you need to put some clothes on.” –Chris
Does your ticket secretly say “Chris” down here? *Points at ticket* -Chris
I was watching, looking down to see if anyone was leaving packages across the street… -Aaron
Who would put a toilet that close to the wall!?! –Aaron
What is “black current?” –Chris
I’m not a water connoisseur. It all tastes wet. –Brian
Don’t order Irish Coffee. –Dan
No wonder you guys started drinking last night! You had to forget that experience. –Brian
Who goes to a restaurant to eat anyway? You just go for the ambiance. –Brian
Dad’s like, “Irish Coffee? Hook me up!” –Collete
It’s magic! You drink it and you start seeing the fish! –Brian

Dan: We spent $85 on this meal, and my wife hated it!
Chris: And you got wasted!

Dan: What time is it, Cindy?
Chris: 8:07.
Cindy: Thank you, Cindy.

Brian: Did you try some Irish Coffee?
Steve: No, is it good?
Brian: Oh, you have to try some before you leave!

Some people do that, some people drink Irish coffee. You never know! –Dan
It’s just good to see humans! –June

Brian: What remix version are you singing?
Wade: It’s the Wad – ee special.

Let me give you a forecast for the day. No. Snow. –Jim
Let’s not pull the thumb joke. –June
I think he likes being in charge of the microphone. –Bekah
Guys, don’t waste the smiley faces! –Bekah
I’m not an accent professional. –Kristine
You know what I was thinking, just subconsciously? Man, this car rides really smooth! Then I realized, Oh. We were just in Uganda. It is not smooth there. –Kristine
They’re cool. That’s why I hang out with them. –Keesha
Something happen will cool. –Kristine
Look at all those animals that are running gracefully! –Keesha
There’s a chance I understood it. –Keesha
THE END